Taking My Breasts Hiking with Me

I went for a long hike and wore camouflage skirt so I wouldn’t get shot at. When I saw this photo I couldnt’ believe how enormous my boobs looked. Holy crap! I didn’t think they were that big. I could breastfeed a couple mountain lion cubs with those things. Well, anyhow my breasts and I had a great time. Sweating and breathing heavy without risk of pregnancy. Hiking is a nice form of recreation.

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