Diva Dieting World Headquarters is pleased to announce DIVA 2.0
Some changes are happening on the show and Diva explains them the best she can. New stickers and new insights.
Welcome to Diva Dieting World Galaxy Headquarters for an important announcement.
Like all things in this ever-changing world we live in I am going to release an upgrade… an update…
I like to call it Diva Dieting 2.0
I’m making editorial and videotorial changes based on the data I’ve collected from the 20 or so people who watch Diva Dieting.
The most obvious change will be the backdrop for diva dieting reviews. No more costly and high quality mylar hanging behind me casting an ever present pink tone to my already pink complexion.
I’ll be releasing a new backdrop for diva 2.0 One that will both flatter and look even more expensive. I’m getting the materials from Ross’s so you know it’s going to be good.
I will also be wearing underwear and pinching myself while I describe my dieting week. You may ask underwear – pinching?
Well the weight loss videos that get the most views on youtube have young women dressed in their underwear. They also keep touching and pinching themselves. I think this is awesome. This girl here got over 3 million hits on her dieting website and it wasn’t because the video production was excellent. No, she had content as you can clearly see.
So I plan to wear underwear, pinch and touch myself a lot this year.
“Not!” I pass the torch of underwear and pinching to the next generation. I’m sticking to my gray dress set to my front/side/back song.
Even though there will be no underwear I do plan on actually promoting Diva Dieting on the world wide web. I’ve been keeping the website and videos on the downlow. Diva Dieting was more like an experiment in vlogging. Turns out I really love doing the show and want to add more content and more viewership. I might even double the traffic from 20 people to say 40.
Then there is the dieting and exercise itself. I learned a lot and I lost very little. As you know I’m reeling from a relapse the last several months but I’m back on track and I will be trying new tactics and strategies.
I’m also adding a new sticker. The butterfly.
As you know monster stickers are for cheat meals and monkey stickers are for workouts.
One of the things I noticed while trying to change my eating habits was how much I relied on food to give me joy. I lost touch with the little things that used to give me joy.
And so I am making joyful activities a necessary part of the program. Hence the butterfly. A butterfly sticker means I’ve done something joyful; something nourishing to my soul.
I’ll continue with the somewhat amusing Wednesday Hump Day videos but they will be on Friday and be called Fun and Freaky Friday or something like that.
I look forward to next week’s review We have a lot of catching up to do. See you then. Ciao bellas